By personal invitation — Est. 2025

You’ve been stitched up.

Someone handed you a QR code, or slipped a link into your texts. You scanned it — and now you’re holding a lunch invitation with a catch. Welcome. You’re exactly where they wanted you.

By QR or SMS · Frontline charities · One lunch a year

Save the date · 19 April 2027 · Tentative
The Stitch Up Lunch — a winking man with a needle and thread

The invite

You didn’t find this. It found you.

There are only two ways onto this page — and someone chose to put you on it.

Route one
In person

A QR code, handed over.

Someone already in on it slid a code across the table and watched you scan it. That look on their face? That was the stitch up starting.

Route two
On your phone

A link, quietly texted.

One SMS, no explanation — just a link. You tapped it, because of course you did, and here you are.

A very good lunch On us. No speeches, no auction, no lanyards.
An honest ask One call, 24 hours later. You saw it coming.
Real outcomes Money out the door to frontline charities.

The catch

Two parts. One free lunch.

We’re not going to pretend otherwise — here’s exactly how you get stitched up.

The lunch
Day one · 12:30pm

You show up hungry.

An excellent table, a handful of the right people, and a bill we quietly take care of. No pitch over the entrée — just a genuinely good lunch, with you happily unsuspecting.

The call
Day two · ~11:00am

The phone rings.

We ring to say thanks — and to ask you to put real money behind a frontline charity. You knew it was coming. You came anyway. That makes you a very good sport.

How it works

One lunch a year. Then the good stuff.

A simple format that turns a free meal into real commitments from people who can honour them.

1

The annual lunch

The flagship. Once a year, the whole table — the city's sharpest and most generous in one room.

2

The call

Twenty-four hours later, the honest ask. No guilt trip — just a straight conversation.

3

The private lunches

Small, high-net-worth lunches hosted by Deputy Mayor Mark Hammel, plus a special guest or two.

4

The outcome

Money out the door to frontline charities. Real things, done — the kind you can point at.

The room

Not a gala. A small room that gets things done.

This is the city’s most capable operators and most generous high-net-worth people, deciding together to make something happen. Places are limited on purpose — because the point is real commitments, not a table of five hundred.

Hosted by
Deputy Mayor Mark Hammel
Convening the private lunches — a handful of people who can actually move the needle, plus a special guest or two.

Where it goes

We don’t raise awareness. We raise money.

Every dollar goes to frontline charities doing the unglamorous, essential work close to the ground — no overheads dressed up as impact.

  • Straight to frontline charities, not a branding exercise
  • Real commitments from people who can honour them
  • Outcomes you can measure and point at
Free lunch.
Honest ask.
Real outcomes.
That’s the entire model — and it works because the people at the table can make it work.

Well then. You’re in.

Your invite gets you a seat — but it’s yours to claim. Tell us who you are and we’ll confirm the date, the room, and who else is coming.

Save the date

19 April 2027

Tentative — we'll confirm closer to the time

By invitation · Special guests announced closer to the date